Thursday, March 19, 2009

A Life Lesson Learned

This is a Public Service Announcement.

If you are like me, you thread your belt through the beltloops starting with the loop immediately to the left of the snap or button on whatever pair of pants you're wearing, then around the left hip, across the back, and so on.

If this is case, I advise you to be careful. For during this operation, the shiny buckle-end of the belt is hanging down swinging back and forth. It is possible, just possible, that this may cause a small black overstimulated kitten to rise towards it at an impressive rate of speed with fang and claw at the ready. And she may miss.

That is all.